Recently I’ve found out that because I am on the cusp of astrological signs Virgo and Libra, I share traits of both. Now, I always knew that I was a Virgo — somewhat organized, craves structure, needs to lead — but I didn’t realize that my Libra traits were also apparent. Namely Libras are big on justice (Libra’s the one with the scales), and have big problems with things that are unjust. I always thought my hatred for bullies was because of my middle school experiences, but it turns out it’s all in the stars.
So for all those people out there I hate for having an easier life than mine or for taking advantage of a situation because of their status, know this: I don’t hate you because of who you are, I hate you because of astrology. Although since you’re all jerks, that’s probably a part of it too.